There comes a point in middle age (otherwise known as your late 30's and early 40's) where you think to yourself, man did I really waste my 20's worrying about that crap? Why!?!? So here is my advice to me...because who else would I be qualified to advise?
-Go to more concerts and eat less ice cream. You won't regret it.
-Stop trying to "find" the one. He isn't going to show up until he is suppose to and that is in God's time so get off the dating sights and have fun with friends.
-Never make excuses for men. When you meet your best friend, you will know and you will marry him. Until that time, the toads are just a learning experience. Don't cry over them, pity them. They let the best thing in the world walk away. You!
-Buy the shoes.
-Pay the bills before you buy the shoes because that good credit really does matter.
-Don't waste your time on people who take and never give. Those people make terrible friends and in the end, they aren't the ones that are there for you.
-Don't forget the friends who are and always have been there for you. Those are the friends that are gold and won't ever leave.
-God, Family, and Rangers baseball in that order.
-Date rednecks because they make the best husbands.
-"God is great, beer is good, people are crazy!"
-Stop judging yourself.
-Have fun and be silly and for the love of all things good, don't take yourself so seriously!
-Think less and spend more time outside!
-Never give up on the Rangers because someday they actually are going to make it to the World Series!
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