Time to Link-Up with Neely, Steph, and Shelly for Never, Ever, Ever. I am having some huge issues with Blogger this morning so if the actual links aren't working this morning...my apologies. I have tried to post this 4 times! (I am resorting to my phone which I hate doing link-ups with)
Check out their blogs which are listed in the button & on last weeks Blog (to the right)
This is my Never, Ever, Ever torture edition. It's a list of things I find either torture or I actually like that you probably hate. :)
*Never, Ever, Ever:
-will I understand the Spork.
Yes, they gave me this little lovely with green beans yesterday. Seriously, what the what was I supposed to do with this? I have a incredible dislike for whomever created this thing. I am sure he worshiped satan.
-will I complain about the smell of Bengay. It's true. I know everyone on earth hates the smell but I love it. I'm odd.
-will you believe this but I like Pepto's taste. See! Told ya I was odd!
-will I ever like my morning oatmeal. I force myself to eat it because it is good for me but I loath every bite of the sticky mess.
-will you catch me having a smoothie with yogurt. Ok truth time...I can't eat yogurt (migraine trigger for me) but I don't understand why you would put your food in a machine and have it chew it for you. News flash, chewing is motion and motion is something that actually burns calories so why would you have a machine burn the calories you should be burning chewing? Plus, the food is bulkier when it isn't processed by a blender and I just don't get it. No smoothies for me. Torture!
-will I ever say I love spanx. I know, I know. The top thing is kind of awesome but the bottom thing just drives me pretty much crazy so I lost mine and I'm not looking for them.
-will I like Post-It's- I can't live without them but I can't say I love them. They are all over my desk and honestly once they are scribbled there is no guarantee they will ever be seen again. Sort of corporate America torture.
-will I ever actually find a pair of flats that make me happy unless they are sneakers. I wear them because I have to otherwise my back protests too much at times and my knees get mad but I honestly am happier in a kitten heel. Woman have it so tough!
-will I like flip flops. I hate them. It's true. I know everyone else on earth spend all winter waiting to put those little pieces of plastic between their toes but I would rather put on a pair of boots in August in Texas and that's just not happening either.
-will I find legumes torture. I know people who can't stand beans. Lima, kidney, whatever. I pretty much have never met a bean I don't like. I am not even afraid of peas. They aren't my favorite but they don't bother me. I am the one who asks for no rice only beans at the Mexican places. Everyone else...no beans.
Ok that's probably enough for today but there are many other things I find torture...wait until the Holidays! Oh my!!! Pumpkin alone deserves a whole never, ever, ever!
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