I have this on-line free account with a dating site that I set up 3 or 4 years ago. I never check it and until very recently I had totally forgotten it. Something happened in the past 15 days. For no reason I understand I started getting a ton of emails telling me my profile has been viewed or I had messages. I ignored them and deleted the emails until Sunday morning.
I was sent yet another message that someone had viewed my profile so I thought, I am going to go in there and deactivate that account because I am not looking at this stuff. I was shocked when I saw that I had over 40 messages in less than a month. So curious, I started reading them and laughter ensued. Lots of it. So much so that I immediately sent Chance copies of some (because I knew he was still up at almost 2am). His response "LMAO, guys are dumb". This is why I love this guy! If you don't have a guy best friend you should!! Everyone needs a Chance. You can't have mine though because I already share him with enough women. :-)
Alright without anymore blah-blah from me let's get to it!
I can't believe any man actually uses these things successfully. I give credit to the guys who simply said "hi, I think you're cute and would like to chat." Short, simple, to the point.
Here is my problem with half of these sites...I set an account up and when I want to deactivate it, I can never figure out how. It shouldn't be hard. There should be a delete account button. Anyway, I changed my relationship status to in one and I won't be getting messages now.
I will miss the humor but if you want to date me, you will have to find me. It's not hard. I'm either at Rangers Ballpark or the bike trails.
Okay, your turn! What's the cheesiest pick-up line you have been told and did it work?
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