I know you are out there laughing at me! I even know who some of you are. Oh shush! It's my Lent and I make the rules. Here is the thing, I gave up Twitter because I needed time to figure things out and guess what? It worked. I am super happy, everything is awesome, and nobody can rain on my cray parade!
So I was thinking, "What would I have tweeted the last five weeks if I had been on Twitter?" Well, I know the suspense is killing you so here goes:
*Oh my GOD Rangers...what are you doing? Nolan!! No!!!!!
*Josh Hamilton nobody cares. Really just please shut up.
*Please stop raining! I want to ride!
*Y'all I am at a club and some woman is showing off her baby's pictures. At a club!
*OMG now baby mama's friend is crying at the club looking at the baby pictures!
*I'm in hell!
*I'm taking a wine glass painting class tonight with Trish!! So excited! Baseball glasses!!!
* I love my bike! This is the most fun anyone can have ever! At least fully dressed! ;-) :-0
*Nolan and JD please kiss and make up so we can beat the crap out of the Angels!
*My gosh why can't you people stop being fish?
*I don't know why anyone even bothers to unmask Twitter Catfish. It's just twitter y'all! Relax!
*I don't know how but I know Jerry Jones and Tony Romo are responsible for the JD-Nolan break-up.
*When did Kindergarten become Twitter?
*We need rules that on days when it is going to be nice, I have work off to ride!!!
*Yes! Let's spring forward & never fall back again. #MyBikeIsBACK
*Oh, just shut UP Josh Hamilton
*I see Holland and his woman broke up again on Twitter. Really? Grown Ups keep it private!
*Really Josh, we boo'd you because you quit so stop crying.
*Silver Linings Playbook: What Cowboy fan in their right MIND would ever bet on them in December?
*USA USA USA!
*I like what I see from Derek Holland! Hopefully he is focused on baseball now!
*I love baseball!
*Happy Dance I got my Rangers tickets! Opening Day here I come again!
*I have the most awesome friends! No really! Y'all should be jelly!
*Lucky Girl!! I'm a lucky girl!!!
*How the heck do you buy a house and not tell your daughter?really???
*Oh look everyone, Josh Hamilton is crying about being boo'd again!
*Are the Mavs still playing?
*If football players are worried about getting hurt they should play BASEBALL!
*OMG Benedict you are leaving us? #SadCatholicFace
*I got new bling
*Are the Stars still playing?
*Rangers countdown! Opening day in______Days!!
*It's beautiful outside #GoGetYaSome!
*Y'all I got mad skills!
*That moment when you get to your door & see a package from MLB.Com & don't know what's in it! #Facepalm
*The new pope is funny! #iStillMissBenedict
*Is it wrong that I think of the popes in music? #BennyAndTheJets vs #FrankieSayRelax
*I wish these trees would stop pulling out in front of me. #Ouch
*It's baseball season!
*OMG it's cold!!! Who ordered this cold weather?
*I totally love Downton Abbey
*I can't wait until I read Baseball tweets and NO Duck Dynasty tweets! #IJS
*Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle.
*I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like.
*Please shut up Josh Hamilton. I am so sick of hearing you whine about fans booing you. You QUIT on this team. You QUIT on these fans!
*snakes! DORBA is talking snakes. Please don't tell me to bunny hop them! #HateSnakes
*The Rangers walk off last night made me smile when I woke up from my drug induced haze. Beating the Angels rocks.
*Anytime I have to ride through a creek I worry about snakes....please stop!
*OMG this hot guy bracketology is Tough!! Jeez! I really SHOULD drink! Chance is up against Mark Harmon #WhatsAgirlToDo?
*I like talking about the Rangers winning the World Series like it is a fact and not a crazy dream like it used to be..when not if!
*Nothing on earth feels better than the wind in your face and dirt under your tires! #MTB
*No drunk tweets y'all! Sorry but I gave up drunk for Lent. #iSuckAtThatToo
*Note to self, never give up alcohol for lent. #NextYearGiveUpLent
*Odd compliment of the day: you'd make a really good drug addict. What??
*Riding cures stress and depression! I have both. Had....#Winning
That about covers it, I think.
Do you miss me yet? Have you even noticed I was gone? Tweet at ya later Tweethearts!
Enjoy the ride!
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